Possible Classroom Name and the Vital Importance of Clear Enunciation

9/4/2015

Student: Hey, Mr. Hardy, can we be the Hardy Whores?

Brian: What?!?

Student: Hardy Whores? Could we choose that as a class name?

Brian: … Uh… Could you spell that?

Student: Whores. The Hardy Whores.

Brian: Yeah, I heard you but am not quite sure what word you are suggesting. Could you use that word in a sentence?

Student: …

Brian: Okay, what’s a synonym for that word?

Student: Ummm… Horrible?

Brian: Ah, you want us to be the Hardy Hor-rors. Two syllables.

Student: Yup, that’s what I said.

Brian: I’ll think about it.