Mysterio Undies

12/10/2018

Hey All,

At about 3:15, KM comes over to me and blithely tells me there are two mysterious pairs of underwear in her backpack. Which she hands to me. Now, a student who saw all this, let's just call him "JP", being the problem­ solving wiz, tells me to just put them in the Gear Adrift Box.

I did not.

Being the Highly Training Professional, I thanked her and placed them out of sight. And we all continued on with Classroom Clean Up.

(Now the children are gone.)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I don’t want girl’s underwear, I do not want them anywhere

Not on a boat

Not with a goat

Not in a portable

This is unsupportable!!!

…

Okay, slightly calmer now. So, any idea where or who or...…. What, we got an Underwear Fairy at CC now?? This is unacceptable.

I'm going home now.

Point of clarification. The skivvies were unremarkable (though, Thank God, clean). Their presence in the backpack was the mysterious part.