My Son, The Moron

5/12/14

Sad to say the results are in and are conclusive. The test, developed at some of the finest universities in Europe and North America, consists of one deceptively simple question. 

In a room with a low ceiling AND a chandelier that your mother has lugged from house to house for over 35 years, your preferred entertainment would be:

A) Reading Quietly.

B) Practice Swinging Your Light Saber. 

You may be able to guess which path my son chose. 

I told him that he'll need tell mom tomorrow when she calls but that he shouldn't worry about it.

Well, maybe he'll find a good woman more interested in looks than brains. 

Worked for Dear Old Dad.