The Final Response (In HaiPu Form)

---Early March---

Dano’s Pump Truck Man,

Taking so much of our cash.

You don’t fix, just suck

 ---Mid March---

 Arness, thank you for

All the lovely holes you dug,

Useless costly holes…

---Beginning April---

 Plumber Man shakes head,

The above two are morons

So Dumb and Dumber

 ---Last Week---

 New team, new plan, smart!

Find and fix the collapsed pipe,

Wiser, poorer, me

---Now---

Oh, our new great joy,

To flush, to bathe, to launder!

All without concern